xTOXICxEMPIRE's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[dragBall]

Nice job man!

A couple glitches and bug to figure out.
One glitch that was excruciatingly annoying, was the friction and momentum (I don't do physics, so I'm not sure which one).
In just the third level, I bounced the ball but it just missed the orange ball. Then, I had to wait around for 10 minutes for it to stop, and it didn't. It just kept moving. really. fucking. slowly.
Eventually after waiting around for 5 more minutes, I just had to restart the whole game, which was a bit disappointing. I mean, maybe at least a menu button.
I thought that on my second try, it would work.

But after I restarted it, I couldn't get past the third level, and I even got the ball to the orange ball! I don't know. It may just be my computer, but no matter what I did, even if I won, it wouldn't let me past level three :(

However, pretty simple yet stylish graphics, and good layout.

Xeptic responds:

You can reset a level by pressing the space key, as it says in both the tutorial and the game description, you don't have to wait for it to stop because it simply doesn't. Another thing, when you bounce against the walls too many times (the maximum number of bounces is displayed in the upper-right) you have to reset the level. This is because people would otherwise just throw the ball really fast and it would hit all the checkpoints regardless of their aiming. I thought this was going to be confusing...

[(Twisted) Cooking Mama]

Great animation! PETA suck!

Whoa, this was really well done! Not a fan of the PETA propaganda everywhere, but the animation and art in this was really well done, and the layouts were easy to use.
I'm rating this, not because of all the PETA-loving going on, which annoyed the hell outta me, but because of the actual game.

Gameplay was fun, but not too challenging. I like how you included all sorts of games, from reaction time, to quick mouse action. As I said before, well done on the art. The layouts outs were very simple and clean, which made the whole game easy to navigate though.

I will say this though; PETA are bullshit. They kill more animals than they save.
After playing this game, it makes me want to eat a nice, big, juicy steak, covered in barbeque sauce, and wrapped in bacon. Oh man, I LOVE my meat, and nobody can take that away. You flash just made me hungrier :D

FunkWaxPuppie responds:

Hahahaa.. so we can agree to disagree on our favourite meals (I sympathise, I used to enjoy eating meat once upon a time too), but I appreciate the thoughtful review of the game. Cheers! :)

[:the game:]

Original, awesome, and downright clever

This has to be, one of the best flash games around.

With all the hype, and people saying how good it is, being number 7... I was expecting some kinda original-ish run of the mill RPG or something.

What I got, was a not so much a gaming experience, but a game that punched society right in the face, and had every right to.
Very clever one liners and game endings that not only made me LOL, but made me think. But it's not only the script of the game that got me. It is so clear that quite a lot of effort has been put into this game. The graphics are really good (especially the awesome "Supernatural claims" cutscene), and most the of the gameplay is fun.

But this is definitely not a game to be judged on gameplay, because it is soooo much more. Not only have you proved that games don't have to be about gameplay OR graphics, you've shown that gaming can convey a strong political message(s), and can be used as another medium for getting an important message(s) out there.

Thanks so much, and make more!
100/10 (I wish).

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Thank you for having the perceptiveness not to judge a game simply of how much of a 'game' it is! (as opposed to some OTHER reviewers I could mention)

So, I'm glad you enjoyed it, and even found that it contradicted your expectations! Well, there IS one thing you can expect: more.

Thank you again!

[Two player volleyball]

Well..

Its really basic, but its actually quite enjoyable! Hope it doesn't get blammed man!

LockLips responds:

IT DIDN'T GET BLAMMED. :D
Thanks.

[Ultimate Labyrinth]

SWEET! improved A LOT.

Oh man, the final version ROCKS!
Love the menu, and the levels are fun (though some get a tiny bit tedious)
I also think the graphics in this have improved sevenfold. The explosion lava effects and the warping portal effects look great as well!
WELL DONE MAN!

Thanks for including me in the credits+my maze!

Zoranan responds:

Thanks for the great review, I am playing around with a sequel. the graphics so far are 2000 times better, and I've added a few things.....

[Maze Level Editor]

Great idea!

Not the most smooth and good looking interface i've ever seen, but an original idea nonetheless. It was really fun, and i can't wait for the maze tester. I think for the lava, you should have drawn some square, movieclip textures, and for walls maybe some bricks. If you want me to, you could give me the dimensions of the walls, lava etc. and I could PM you a flash file containing all the movie clips for walls, start, portal lava etc., so you just have to replace the current circles, with the movie clips I give you! I've got some awesome ideas for your game.

I gave it a five, so you don't give up hope of making more flash games.

Zoranan responds:

The Level tester is out!

[Super Smash Squares]

This actually has some potential.

Killer script, alright idea, just not the best graphics. I think if you improve the graphics and layout, it could be pretty user friendly.

Here's an idea- Could you give me the .fla? Then, I could revamp all the graphics, re-upload it to Newgrounds, and make you a co-author?
Just a suggestion.

ledi51 responds:

Co-Author? If I made the game and you made the graphics, why would I be co?

[Daft hands - interactive]

Dude,

I fucking love you. This game is LEGENDARY, i love the vide of daft hands, and the video of this. I found it, played it, loved it. The only thing that would make it ABSOLUTELY kickass, is if you changed the font of writing (keep impact, i mean the script) to impact, changed those HORRIBLE coluirs to better ones (maybe stylish gradients, dark grey, light blue...), and made a cool border from the hands. Apart from that, the game ROCKS! fav :P

PJJMDCC responds:

Wow thank you I'll note this and will work on it as soon as I can!
one thing: what do you want me to change for impact?

[Runescape Simulator]

Really funny, but not great sound and animation

That was so funny, becoz i used to play runescape lol. but the graphics werent brilliant, and neither was the sound. but funny game :D i like the zesimar bit, lol.

bkdude responds:

yeah i knew i had to add zezima somewhere in it :-)

[halloween clock game]

It was ok, i didn't get it though

I thought the loading thingy was wicked, but the actual game kinda sucked. i didn't get how to lpay, it was to fast, i didn't know wat was happening. maybe slow it down, and make instructions clearer :)

HoboPorn responds:

Just click on them....